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Trust Me, Government Unisex T-Shirt - Funny Gift, Casual Wear, Memes, Humor, Political Statement Tee

$36.99 USD

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Color White

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Trust Me, I’m with the Government Tee

✍️ Description:

🚨 Warning: Wearing this shirt may trigger paranoia, eye-rolls, or spontaneous audits.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Whether you're here to spy, snitch, or secure the snacks, this tee lets 'em know you're rolling deep with alphabet soup. CIA? IRS? DMV? Who knows — you look official, and that’s all that matters.

🕶️ Soft as classified documents left on a copier.

💼 Cut for agents, anarchists, and conspiracy theorists alike.

📡 Perfect for cookouts, protests, or awkward Thanksgiving dinners.

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🔍 Features:

Ultra-soft cotton blend — doesn’t itch like surveillance

Tagless, like an unmarked van

Available in “black-ops” black, whistleblower white, and plausible grey

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💣 Pair it with:

Sunglasses indoors

An untraceable burner phone