What to Wear When You’re Not Even Close to Emotionally Ready for This Date”

What to Wear When You’re Not Even Close to Emotionally Ready for This Date”

Problem:

You agreed to a date. Cute! Except now it’s tonight and you’re spiraling through five stages of panic while your clothes are staging a rebellion. Suddenly, every outfit makes you look like either a substitute teacher or a tax-dodging SoundCloud rapper.

Solution:

Put on a shirt that makes them laugh before you inevitably say something awkward.

You don’t need a three-piece suit or some “mature” button-down. You need a t-shirt that says:

“I’m fun and chill, but I’ve cried to The 1975 recently.”

“I have bad coping skills, but incredible taste in graphic design.”

“I make terrible decisions, but at least I commit.”

Ideal Date Tees:

“Hot, Broke & Probably Haunted” – confident, mysterious, red flag.

“Therapy Is Expensive So I Bought This Shirt” – self-aware, sexy, hilarious.

“Emotionally Available Between 2-4pm” – bold, tragic, true.

It’s not about dressing up—it’s about distracting them long enough to fal

l for you. Trust the tee.