“What to Wear When You Hate Everything in Your Closet (And Also Yourself a Little)”

“What to Wear When You Hate Everything in Your Closet (And Also Yourself a Little)”

Problem:

You open your closet. It’s a scene straight out of a crime documentary: chaos, regret, and a bunch of weird choices you made during your “cottagecore but also slutty” phase.

Solution:

Just grab a graphic tee and pretend it’s fashion.

Here’s the thing—graphic tees are the cheat codes of getting dressed when your brain is buffering. You throw one on and suddenly it looks like you made an actual decision. Bonus: they distract people from the fact that your jeans haven’t been washed since the lunar eclipse.

Need to look chill but unapproachable? Boom: Sad frog tee.

Trying to flirt with depression but keep it quirky? Blammo: Skeleton eating a donut shirt.

Gotta go to brunch with your ex and their new “spiritual coach”? Guess what, legend: Our “Unwell but Hot” tee was made for this exact vibe.

Bottom line:

Life is hard. Dressing shouldn’t be. Let the shirt do the heavy lifting while you emotionally disso

ciate in style.